“The new era of (Mohammad bin Salman) replaced mosques with movie theatres,” said the Yemen-Based faction of Al-Qaeda (AQAP) in a published statement. “Disbelieving wrestlers exposed their privates and on most of them was the sign of the cross, in front of a mixed gathering of young Muslim men and women. The corruptors did not stop at that, for every night musical concerts are being announced, as well as movies and circus shows.”

The AQAP is currently embroiled in a conflict with the Saudi Military who form one of many opposing forces in the Yemeni Civil War.

The group condemned the Prince’s solicitation of WWE programming, as well as his decision to allow public screenings and concerts in close proximity.

Even though the AQAP is ostensibly triggered by spandex, we shouldn’t let elements of humor cloud our judgement.

The real bone Al-Qaeda is picking with the Saudi Kingdom is the double standard they crossed when they let foreigners break their civil code.